Hairy Bikers lentil and bacon soup in two cream mugs on a wooden board with toasted bread
Pork Soups

Hairy Bikers Lentil and Bacon Soup

This Hairy Bikers lentil and bacon soup comes from British Classics, which claims twenty minutes. It is closer to thirty, though, once you have chopped everything. It uses red lentils, smoked back bacon, sweet potato and red pepper, and serves six at 195 calories a bowl. British Classics calls it “central heating in a bowl”. …

Hairy Bikers rock cakes with craggy golden tops, sultanas and glace cherries, one broken open and spread with butter and apricot jam
Bakes

Hairy Bikers Rock Cakes

Fifteen minutes of mixing and twenty in the oven is all the Hairy Bikers rock cakes ask for. One bowl makes eight craggy buns full of sultanas and glacé cherries, at about 345 calories each. Si bakes these thinking of “the tiny house in Team Valley, near Gateshead, where my Auntie Hilda and Uncle George …

Hairy Bikers pork pie batch of four hand raised pies with one cut open showing the pork filling and amber jelly layer
Main Courses Pork

Hairy Bikers Pork Pie

This Hairy Bikers pork pie recipe makes four proper raised pies with jelly, and the only special equipment is four jam jars. The hot water crust pastry shapes over the cold jars, sets hard in the fridge, then slips free ready to fill. “This is a proper traditional raised pork pie,” says Perfect Pies, “and …

Hairy Bikers eccles cakes cooling on a wire rack with sugar glazed tops, knife slashes showing the currant filling and one broken open
Bakes

Hairy Bikers Eccles Cakes

This Hairy Bikers eccles cakes recipe comes from their Perfect Pies cookbook, and it makes 10 to 12 little currant pastries. Each one is about 250 calories, and the whole batch is done in 45 minutes. The same recipe also appears word for word in their Mums Know Best book, so they clearly trust it. …

Hairy Bikers jam roly poly unwrapped from its baking paper with thick slices showing raspberry jam spirals and a jug of custard
Desserts

Hairy Bikers Jam Roly Poly

Wrapped in pleated paper and foil, twisted at the ends like a Christmas cracker, the Hairy Bikers jam roly poly bakes inside its own parcel. What comes out is a risen suet sponge with jam spiralled through every slice. British Classics keeps it to “simple store-cupboard ingredients”, just flour, suet, sugar, milk and jam. Si …

Hairy Bikers cheesy custard tarts with parmesan pastry and savoury custard dusted with cayenne, one broken open on a wooden board
Starters

Hairy Bikers Cheesy Custard Tarts

The Hairy Bikers cheesy custard tarts are small savoury bakes with Parmesan in the pastry and Gruyère in the filling. Brilliant Bakes designed them for handing round at parties, so the sweetness is swapped for garlic, thyme and a pinch of cayenne. Brilliant Bakes calls them “a real treat for those who don’t have a …

Hairy Bikers custard tart with a nutmeg covered top in golden shortcrust pastry, one slice cut showing the thick set custard
Desserts

Hairy Bikers Custard Tart

A custard tart is the plainest bake in the British repertoire, and the Hairy Bikers custard tart keeps it that way on purpose. Crisp pastry, silky vanilla cream and a roof of grated nutmeg, and nothing else gets in. Brilliant Bakes jokes that it is “much too good for throwing at anybody”, a wink at …