Squares of dark chocolate hazelnut brownies on baking paper, topped with chopped hazelnuts, one on its side showing the fudgy inside
Bakes

Hairy Bikers Chocolate Brownies Recipe

Hairy Bikers chocolate brownies, which they call Biker brownies, use 70% dark chocolate, butter and chopped hazelnuts, plus optional spoonfuls of chocolate spread. And with the British Classics recipe you get 12 at about 505 calories each, ready in about 1 hour 50 minutes by my reckoning. “Fudgy and fantastic” is how Si and Dave …

Spiced apple cake on a cream plate with a slice cut out, showing thin Bramley apple slices through the crumb under a sugar-dusted top
Bakes

Hairy Bikers Apple Cake Recipe

This Hairy Bikers apple cake is their Hairy Dieters Spiced Apple Cake, with lemony Bramley slices folded through a cinnamon batter made with sunflower oil. And going by their official site, it serves 12 at 229 calories a slice, while I allow 1 hour 25 minutes including cooling. On their own site they write, “Bet …

A rolled porchetta with blistered crackling on a wooden board, two slices cut to show the herb spiral, with a pot of apple sauce
Main Courses

Hairy Bikers Porchetta Recipe

For this Hairy Bikers porchetta, 3kg of pork belly and loin is rolled around rosemary, garlic, fennel, chilli and lemon, then slow-roasted over potatoes. And this British Classics version serves 6 in 5½ hours at about 1,260 calories each, plus an hour out of the fridge first. It’s described in British Classics as “a great …

Two glass tumblers of cranachan from above, whipped cream rippled with raspberry purée and topped with raspberries, toasted oats and flaked almonds
Bakes

Hairy Bikers Cranachan Recipe

This Hairy Bikers cranachan layers whisky and honey cream with toasted oats, flaked almonds and fresh raspberries in tall glasses. And this lighter version is from their BBC series Best of British, serving 6 in 40 minutes at about 445 calories a glass. In the words of the BBC write-up, half-fat crème fraîche goes in …